What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 15:49

The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice